This is Bob. I made him up in the 9th grade. Apparently paper children are all the rage on teh online, so I made one of him. I didn't realize how much I actually miss Bob. Feel free to make your own paper child Bob!
Bob and the universe he inspired are what got me through my angsty years. It gave me something to dwell upon that was beyond reality. Bob's girlfriend is an enchanted moose head he named Lola who doesn't like him very much...also Lola is actually not a girl moose head and was scorned by a witch in the past.